Too early in the morning

(This happened this morning about half past six, after he crawled into my bed and spent the whole night there):

me: *open my eyes*
him: *whispering* bored.
me: you're bored?
him: yeah, I'm bored!

and:

him: *crawling onto my lap, and pumping his arm up and down* splshsssssh! Mummy, I flushed you!
me: what, am I a toilet?
him: no, you're a wee-wee!